fuckfast

A slang word used to describe an alcoholic drink (tonic wine) known as "Buckfast" which is usually consumed by the bottle, resulting in quick intoxication.

Also referred to as "buckie" or "a bottle of b"

This drink is popular in Ireland and Scotland

Mike do you want to come for a drink tonight?

yeah, what are you having?

answer: fuckfast

by Capall October 11, 2006

Fucktart

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

by nutella137 August 5, 2020

fucktarted

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard

"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"

by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006

Fucktart

A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart

"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."

by betrayedbyyou December 27, 2007

fuckfarts

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"

I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!

by dabooner February 8, 2007

Fuckwart

Completely annoying, detestable strain of human species. Mentally hindered to a point of retardation. Also used to express dismay at yourself, if you did something totally out of character, or just being outrightly stupid.

"Oh shit, I'm such a fuckwart, I left my keys in my car again!"
"That guy who tripped over his gran is such a fuckwart!"

by Swishfok August 15, 2012

Fuck fart

1).Exclamation of supprise. 2).Sexual flatulence expelled during intercourse.3).An attempt at farting that results in the shiting of ones paints.

Holy fuck fart Batman, the Joker totally killed your parents in that warehouse explosion.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019