Fuckcation

noun

A planned vacation made ahead of time to meet a girl for the purposes of having a week-long marathon of sex. Usually a common practice with long-distance relationships.

Arnaldo: I am so stressed from work and I haven't had sex in weeks.
Peter: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Arnaldo: Yeah but she lives in New York.
Peter: You should plan a fuckcation.

by Figa Hunter October 15, 2013

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someone who is considered a pest with less than average intellect. someone oblivious to the fact that nobody wants them around because he's a buster. ie., tells nonsensical jokes, butts into conversations, tries to "one up" everyone, blurts out random facts that have nothing to do with the present topic, etc.
"Look, that buster Joel just walked through the door!"
a reply could be:

"Who the hell invited that fucknut to the party?! Come on, let's hide!"

by Robert Fagardo December 11, 2004

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Fucknut Johnson

wat my dad calls you

Someone is a complete "dumbass"

you stupid fucknut johnson

by Chevelle17 January 16, 2009

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Fucknuttery
1. The resultant actions/behaviour of being a fucknut.
2. Specifically in the context of belief systems. Use most often to refer to religious behaviour in preference to common sense.
See: Major Religions (and also the minor ones)

Preaching abstinence as sex education is pure fucknuttery.
It was fucknuttery when he told them that condoms would not save them from AIDS.
Fighting for peace the same sort of fucknuttery as screwing for virginity.

by thespacecadet July 17, 2014

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