Fuckbeans

A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.

I fuckbeaned that barista bitch at Maple and Ninth in 5 yo.

by snik November 19, 2003

fuckbear

A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.

John: "can you please come have a chat?"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"

by cameloxen December 14, 2020

fuckyeahseaking

The greatest word god has graced upon the face of the fucking earth to describe anything outstandingly extravagant to amaze any who is bestowed with something of high amounts of awesomeness.

I caught matt on video doing a mudkip an he was all like FUCKYEAHSEAKING!

by joeyxtreme June 22, 2008

fuckbreast

A spoonerism for "breakfast," mumbled often on hung-over mornings. Sometimes garbled as an alternate pronunciation: "barf-crust."

Bloody mary's my fuckbreast.

by scrotibular June 12, 2021

Fuckbean

cat that sucks his own balls and bites his nipples

Fuckbean, stop sucking your balls!

by Flash May 25, 2003

fuckbeans

The term "fuck beans" was originally picked up by a friend from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back" he didn't tell us this, and we said "I don't get it" for a couple of days everytime he said "fuck beans", till he told us, we had already seen Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back and recalled which part of the film it originated from.

thejackal: FUCK BEANS!
HM2K: I Don't Get It...

by HM2K May 8, 2003

fuckbeard

when a man has a large shaggy beard who is homosexual, has his beard fucked by another man regulary

yo i bet that homeless faggot, has a fuckbeard

by Arvind March 4, 2007