fuckall

A lang of British origin with many definitions. Of which are:
1. Worth absolutley nothing
2. A feeble and unsucessful attempt
3. An overall bad experience
4. An interjection of anger, excitement, or disbelief.

1. "It's Mickey mouse mate... and it's worth, a fuckall."
2. I just spent all evening with that girl and got absolutley fuckall out of it.
3. It's so damn windy I couldn't even begin to golf, and it was just a fuckall of a time.
4. Oh fuckall! Did you just grab my ass?

by Michael Vinduska September 19, 2003

Fuckity Fuckallelujah

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.

An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!

by cuddlypsycho June 16, 2016

Fuckallery

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.

Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.

by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010

Fuckalovalicous

1. The state of something being so good, it is like fucking and falling in love at the same time.

2. Can describe a feeling of complete euphoria.

1. Dude that girls tits are absolutely fuckalovalicous.

2. This weed has to be good... I'm feeling pretty fuckalovalicious right now.

by turtleman55 January 26, 2009

Fuckalo

An old juggalo that is so caught up in keeping the exclusivity of the movement that they gate keep it behind years of tenor to be welcomed to the carnival.

That fuckalo, callin everybody juffalos just cause they ain't been here since 92'.

by Dctr T November 6, 2021

Fuckall Fifty

1. A very low hourly rate to work for.
2. Something almost worthless

1. The boss gave me a pay rise. Now I get fuckall fifty an hour.

2. Your opinion is worth around fuckall fifty

by E_Z_Fleece April 20, 2011

fuckalotapuss

A rare breed of dinosaur found mostly in bars and night clubs. This animal drinks only beer, and it calls members of the opposite sex "My bitches and hoes." The fuckalotapuss is an unevolved form of the North American Porch Monkey.

"Yo, my nigga, you such a fuckalotapuss!"
"Yea, son, but you see that lickalotapuss over there? She bangin'!"
"I wonder if she'd give me a blumpkin."

by chrishat February 24, 2008