fucktup

Totally screwed up! Because your life is a mess and you are lost in your mind. Or something that is fucktup, a machine or your oldish car that doesn't work properly.

His face was a complete mess! It was totally fucktup!

I'm fucktup

My car is fucktup, neva mind

by kahanui August 13, 2007

fucktruck

The bus that travels between Harvard University, departing Harvard Square, and Wellesley College. Especially popular on weekend evenings.

Babe, I missed the last fucking fucktruck, I guess we'll have to get down in your room tonight?

by Good Will Hunting November 12, 2011

Funktrampler

Verb-Funktrampling
Noun-Funktrampler

When youre having a really good time, or being just plain weird, and someone comes in and tramples on your funk.

Yo man, I was doing the sock puppet dance the other day, and then (insert name here) came in and started telling me to shut up, and totally trampled my funk.

Ya, that bitch is a total funktrampler.

by Suzy Ennis April 25, 2007

fucktruck

A van, or mini-van, preferably with a bed in it, and no side windows, a motel room on wheels. A place to take a person you just met in a bar to have some privacy, either for sex or a dope deal.

I call my van a fucktruck, because it's like having a motel room with me whereever I go.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Fuckchump

Someone who is very pretty, but exceptionally dim... but you so would.

Josh is such a fuckchump.

The bar was just wall to wall with fuckchumps.

by barnesly January 2, 2012

Fucktrumpet

Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.

/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.

by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015

Fucktropolis

Definition #1: A metropolis or other type of city that one views as a really fucked up place to be for one reason or another.

Definition #2: A company, organization, or any other type of workplace that breeds stupid/shitty people, workflows, practices or other types of fuckery on a continuous basis. In this definition, working in a fucktropolis will lead to fuckophrenia.

Example for Definition #1: "I hate this fucktropolis. There are too many people, the air is smoggy and there's too much traffic."

-OR-

"I hate this fucktropolis. The nearest store is 5 miles away, there's nowhere to go and nothing to do but fuck your own cousin."

Example for Definition #2: "I hate working at this fucktropolis! Nobody knows how the fuck to do their jobs, then everybody expects me to clean up their shit. They don't pay me enough for this bullshit!"

by Magic Style May 4, 2010