Fuckamolé

A way of expressing your suprise/shock of a situation

For example:"do you think wna shag" Fuckamolé.

by Boyinawhitemasknblackhoodie May 22, 2018

fuckamajigger

1) An unknown, unusual or otherwise obtuse object used in sexual intercourse.
2) A word substituted for "penis" when a person is too high/ buzzed/ stoned/orgasmically blissful/ hit-about-the-head-as-a-child/ drunk, or otherwise mentally hindered, to remember the word "penis."
3) obscene variation of the word "thingamajigger"
4) a large windmill
5) an Irish step dancer who is eminently fuckable
6) word for a means to jump-start sex (for those of us too lazy for the word 'aphrodisiac')
7) another excuse to say "fuck" in one way or another

1) Person 1: "That...uhm...the fuckamajigger."
Person 2: "Sybian machine? Dildo? Vibrator?"
Person 1: "One of those."
2) Guy: "My uh...kicked me in my fuckamajigger. The thing I fuck with, that I use to fuck, that I put in the-"
Other Guy: "What have you been smoking and why have you not shared with me?"
3) "You know the think with the little whirly bits that smells like toast? The red one? You know, the fuckamajigger!"
4) "Damn that thing is huge! What a fuckamajigger."
5) "He starts up that Irish jig and I just wanna have 'im fuck me senseless."
"Hmm, I love a good fuckamajigger"
6) "I heard that dark chocolate is kind of a jump-start fuckamajigger."
7) "Fuck the fuckin' fuckers' fuckamajigger!"

by Spork_damage May 7, 2007

Fuckdamnshithell

What you say to some one when they proclaim that they are surprised that you swear.

Sophie: Oh no! I forgot I have a math test today! FUCK!
Sue: Oh my goodness, Sophie! You swear?!
Sophie: Fuckdamnshithell!!
Sue: *gasp*

by Procrastination Queen December 27, 2007

fuckjack

a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a fuckjack (a drink) assists in the spreading of a girls thighs.

i can't score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few fuckjacks to loosen her up.

by ken power August 26, 2008

Fuckgaming

A veteran among hacking communities. Duly earned the right to use its slogan "Fucking Games" since the era of a game titled "Priston Tale", of which Fuckgaming(initials FGN, or FGNetwork) was responsible for releasing a public account theft exploit which inherently resulted in over 90% of user accounts being hacked for the game - most remembered is the staff news account for the Priston Tale website being hacked, and said hacker posting some rather obscene material as official news.

Fuckgaming, Lets hack it.

by Nefarious(one) December 19, 2007

fuckamajigger

random item, like thingamadoodle or thingamajigger. Used to describe an unknown item.

"Man, what is that fuckamajigger?"

by Vitamin Y October 23, 2005

fuck jam

lube such as KY jelly or similar. Like jam on bread, a little fuck jam can make the humping a bit more fun and interesting.

Honey, could you pass the bottle of fuck jam.

Oh, we're all out of KY jelly, looks like we'll have to swing by Harry's House of porn on the way home and pick up some fuck jam.

by Big Jim Powell February 17, 2009