puppet fuck

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.

Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.

by shadowscats November 19, 2014

The Fuck Pupper

The type of person to POUND the girl so hard while in doggie style so she can't walk for a week.

Watch out for The Fuck Pupper, he pounds so damn hard

by Kronnnnn June 10, 2016

fuck puppetry

The art of copulation with the use of a stand-in puppet of humanoid form, for example marionettes, shadow, or sock. The puppet derives no pleasure from this. But the puppeteer - maximum pleasure.

Geppetto: Tonight I wanna try something a little different.
Aimee: Like what babe?
Geppetto: Is it weird if I'm into fuck puppetry?

by SandwichArtist1997 July 15, 2018

fuckmuppet

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

Fuckmuppet

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

fuckmuppetry

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckpuppet

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003