fuckpuppet

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".

1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.

by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011

Fuckpuppetry

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀

She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.

by Puppe April 10, 2015

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

by AL March 12, 2003

Fuckmuppet

An expletive used in regards to someone idiotic
OR
A really annoying puppet

God dammit Kermit you fuckmuppet

by The_Great_Buke January 28, 2017

Fuckuppet

When a fuppet fucks up it's a fuckuppet.

"Bob was always fuckuppeting, but then he was going out with a tarty fuppet"

by Groovy October 21, 2003

fuckpuppety

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀

She longed to engage in fuckpuppety with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.

by Puppe April 9, 2015