melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

by ihopetj February 1, 2019

Fubbernucked.

Synonym of "boned" or "screwed".
Commonly used by Markiplier.

"Well, I'm fubbernucked."

by JoeyMacaroni September 3, 2017

fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

Fubbernuck

The word to say when you need to cuss in public.

"I'm gonna fubbernuck your wife, Jerry."
"Cool."

by ConnorronnoC June 26, 2016

Fuertota

Spanish based word that means strong woman. Usually applied to a woman that workout at the gym to obtain a fit or muscular physic.

I heard that Jessica became a fuertota after going to the gym.
Man, I love, fuertotas.

by LordMot November 26, 2021

Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat the booty out, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradly Fukerton III (A celebrity) of "The Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

by Helldnkey666 December 15, 2008