fruitboots

A man who rollerblades, it could or could not be a homosexual.

I saw you were sportin' the fruitboots this weekend.

by AbbeyR June 11, 2006

fruitbooter

Awesome people who rollerblade.Originally used to make fun of rollers. Used By pussy ass skateboarders who are jealous,but most don't know that we don't care about it. They are awesome because they stick up for each other,take crap for what they love,and make it through when the money has fallen out of the industry. Pros' salaries suck balls but they keep rollin out of love for our sport. it is more than a sport it is a life style. by the way F.UCK anyone who says rolling isn't a sport. Your just jealous that we're more dedicated than you'll ever be.

woodpusher-Hahaha you're a fruitbooter

ROLLER-FUCK YEAH I AM!!!!!!!!!!!

woodpusher-wtf

by Roller Man April 7, 2007

fruitbooter

a person whos stuffs his shoes with fruit hence the name fruitbooter

joe filled his shoes with lemons fruitbooter

by ThePoorGuy September 4, 2006

fruitbooter

Rollerbladers, but only the ones who think they are hot shit because they can jump into the air and turn their bodies and slide down rails with boots that are attatched to their feet, and actually believe that it takes anywhere near the level of skill and talent it takes to skate. they usually go around wearing skate shoes and clothes, even though they don't skateboard, so technically they are classified as posers. they hang out at skateparks and make fun of skaters who are learning to ollie, not realizing that anybody in the world can put rollerblades on and figure out how to jump in a day, while on a skateboard, you actually have to learn how to get into the air instead of just jumping. again, not all rollerbladers are fruitbooters, only the ones who match the above qualifications. They are generally assholes.

"Nah, dont go to that spot, theres always fruitbooters there."

"Hey, that stupid asshole fruitbooter just cut me off! Go back to the 90s you fucking dork!"

"Oh, look, a bunch of stupid fruitbooters defined themselves as cool people and skaters as idiots on Urban Dictionary."
"Ah, fuck 'em, nobody takes those fags seriously anyway."

by 5331674714714 January 25, 2009

Fruitbooter

An insult Usually used by sakters while they are in their skateparks towards rollerbladers.

harry:godamn fruitbooters taking up the whole park with their lame ass tricks
Me:yeah i know

by SLinga November 17, 2003

Fruitbooter

Any rollerblader, esp. those who use the word "proper" (as in current UD def #3.)

"Fruitbooter is a name given by fuckhead skateboarders hating on everyone that dont do theyre sport, get over it. u havent seen proper rollerblading"- What a kook!

by nugpop68 February 28, 2009

Fruitybooties

When you are so tired everything is funny; most of the time you don't know why. Lots of mumbling and laughing.

-"Whats so funny?"
-"I don't know, I have the fruitybooties."

by mandelich April 17, 2011