Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.

Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

by nfkiller February 4, 2008

Tenessee Fruit Rollup

The sexual act of eating many packs of chewing gum and then shitting on your partners chest and/or face. So its all stringy and stuff.

Man, that girl really knows how to give a Tenessee Fruit Rollup, I'm all sticky.

by DaButch February 25, 2011

chunky fruit rollup

1) When a guy slams his penis deep into a girls mouth making her gag and throw up on his dick.

2) When you're deep throating a guy so hard, your gag reflexes kick in and you puke all over his dick.

Yeah man, Stephanie gave Milo a chunky fruit rollup the other day. It was great!

by sexmasterpete June 22, 2010

fruit roll up

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016

Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.

Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.

by fakename06 October 30, 2018

Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.

"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."

by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022