a frunker is one who acts like a person who is drunk, but is obviously faking it. This person can most often times be heard saying stuff like: "dude, i'm soo wasted right now, i'm so drunk man!" or "WHOA, this booze effed me up good." The person might also use their frunkiness as a way to hit on girls who are actually drunk.
by Mark_ McCreight December 2, 2004
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by mimus September 11, 2008
Get the Flonker mug.A sucka who been messin' wit' yo chagoogles. You gotsta shoot this sucka up fo' he fot it fo sho reciprically to ya ass. YOU BEST RUN SON!
Dis cat is a frooker! we best bust a cap in his frooker behind fo' he cuts us up fo sho! LETS RUN SON!
by Funk DIzlly DATSAN December 8, 2004
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Get the froinker mug.1. A derogatory slur for a fat old white guy who loves eating hot dogs
2. A racial slur for a fat black kid who loves corn dogs
2. A racial slur for a fat black kid who loves corn dogs
"My grandpa is so fat and he must be a franker"
"The black kid ate so much corn dogs and became a franker!"
"The black kid ate so much corn dogs and became a franker!"
by Marniechan August 11, 2023
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