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friendchod

Someone who screws their friends over.
You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.
by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013
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Friedrich Nietzsche

German philosopher who propounded that all masculine dialectics begin as feminine conflicts.
Friedrich Nietzsche argued that the good vs. evil dialectic was a feminine dialectic which replaced the more masculine true vs. false dialectic.

He was interested in the emergence of Jehovah from the Iranian goddess Ishtar or Zarathustra.

His work followed the work of Karl Marx who argued that capitalism was a left-wing idea that had slowly convinced conservatives that it was right-wing.
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Friendwise

Adjective.
1. To describe something that may be misinterpreted as romantic when it is in reality a friendly gesture.

2. How you feel when you are in the most special friendship.

Verb
3. Being wise regarding your friend. Almost a form of telepathic communication. A sixth sense.
1. Having Scott in my life makes me so happy and I want to give him the biggest smooch-friendwise.

2. After talking with Scott yesterday, I feel especially friendwise today.

3. My Friendwise-ness tells me that something is troubling my friend,even though he's not telling me.
by LeSacotht May 16, 2007
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friendsick

1) Missing your best friends from home when away at college.

2) Homesick, but only for the people, not for actually being home.
I'm really friendsick right now, you should come visit me.
by Merete March 16, 2009
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Friendchise

Your social media "friends" who help you promote your business or tell all their friends to buy your stuff.
Sandra: Wow Emily that's a beautiful new necklace you've created, you going to sell it on Etsy?

Emily: Yep, and then I'm going to friendchise it so it sells faster.
by rahdesign August 11, 2010
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Friedrich Nietzsche

An absolute brilliant German philosopher that is often overlooked, overshadowed, underappreciated and/or completely misunderstood. He could deconstruct logical aspects of human concepts that would blow your mind. Even people like Albert Einstein or Rene Descartes would never win; in an argument against Nietzsche. At least, according to Nietzsche's train of thought and his natural strict logic composition; in regards to metaphysics.

Rene Descartes always focuses on "essence" and "truth"; while Nietzsche argues that essence and truth are not real and are only ideas or figments of illusions in our conscious minds. Nietzsche focuses on the subconscious; while Descartes focuses on the conscious mind. "I think, therefore I am."

Nietzsche: You do not "think"!!. You only "believe" that "you think". Your brain is an organ struggling for life, just like your heart, liver, kidneys and everything else!

Descartes: I do not understand what you are saying, Nietzsche!

Nietzsche: You have missed the big picture entirely and focused on the irrelevant, simple matters.

Descartes: I still don't think I hear you!

Nietzsche: Likewise.
Albert Einstein: Doing something over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.

Friedrich Nietzsche: No it isn't, Einstein! Doing something over and over again is NOT insanity. The very fact that you use the aspect/essence of "insanity" contradicts the whole concept of: A HAPPENING. A happening is just exactly that: A HAPPENING. An indifferent, recurrent happening. And it will always function in our indifferent universe as: a happening. It is only human judgement and interpretation that: a happening; will be thought of as "insanity". Therefore, doing something over and over again and expecting a different result is NOT insanity. Only human minds can determine what doing something over and over again is. Conclusion: IT IS NEITHER "INSANITY" NOR "SANITY"! IT IS A HAPPENING!

Einstein, Descartes and Everbody else: WOW! MIND = BLOWN
by Abraham's Adversary October 9, 2018
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friendicide

The act of deleting someone/yourself from someone's friends list on Myspace Facebook Friendster.
"Dood, that hot chick on Myspace is totally shit testing me, so i'm gonna commit friendicide tonight"
by specter woodland April 15, 2008
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