french military victories 

Such a thing has never happens, and never will. France may be beutifull but the french people are a bunch of pussies.

The french planted treats on the great avenues of the city of paris so the invading armies marched in the shade

french military victories by melanthex March 31, 2005

French Military Victories 

1. Mythological event who's existance in modern thinking is correctly ridiculed by those that maintain a belief in the existance of same.

2. Send in the Americans

3. The French Foreign Legion is only as good as it's worst German trooper.

In order to insure a French Military Victory, send in the Americans.

French Military Victories by Marquis de Lafayette July 4, 2004

French Military Victories 

Something which never happens while an army is comprised of a French majority and led by a Frenchman

Napoleon, Joan of Arc, William, The French Foreign Legion, American generals: None of these are Frenchmen

Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen

These do not count as French Military Victories

French Military Victories by Philosoraptorz December 28, 2009

French Military Victories 

The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.

Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.

French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.

French Military Victories by Glastonbury Dex February 6, 2008

french military victories 

Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.

The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).

french military victories by Super Jesus December 28, 2005

french military victories 

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...

french military victories by ur mom November 26, 2004

french military victories 

1.) Ficticious event
2.) Also see Rules of French War Fare

Being French is worst than being gay

french military victories by Taker September 28, 2004