Freeloader

A person who maintains the people in their lives in order to gain something/anything free or of little or no cost to them. They get by saying their marks are their friends, but in private they call them options. Some may even rely on the mall, public places, or parents for free necessities such as heat, air conditioning, water, food, paper products like toilet paper and paper towels etc. A mooch. They also like mates who wait on them hand and foot well, that is, when there isn't a more profitable option. Open hand and closed heart. It is just a matter of what you put your mind to.

Freeloader might say something like: "Baby, she is just my friend. It was just a free meal and movie, not a date. I like having fun, but I love you. And look I got some toilet paper while I was there, and she even gave me her old camera."

by babytodaymaybetomorrow July 25, 2011

freeloader

Someone who sits around and dosen't work and mooches off their family and steals all their moms hard earned money to do nothing all day and contribute shit to society. Someone who is a waste of air and takes up valuable space on the planet earth.

Nice receding hairline assface. Why dont you get a job and stop freeloading off your mom you freeloader piece of shit.

by Fhsjhs February 12, 2008

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

Raymond Frolander

The 18-year-old in Daytona, Florida who was beaten unconscious after being caught raping an 11-year-old boy by the boy's father. Frolander's mugshot showing his bruised and bloodied face went viral the next day, along with people speaking out overwhelmingly in support of the father for protecting his own child.

911 call (father): "I just walked in and found a grown man molesting my (son) and I got him in a bloody puddle for you right now officer."

"He is nice and knocked out for you."

"Send him an ambulance, he's gonna need one."

"You are damn lucky boy, that I love my God."

"He's gonna learn in the next 25 years why I let him live."

Raymond Frolander got what he deserved, but it's surpring the father didn't kill this POS.

by humsum August 21, 2018

Ungrateful Freeloader

Someone who stays in a Sucker's living room for weeks at a time and shows no gratitude. This person will not cook for the Sucker, will not pay any compensation, will take food and drink from the fridge and will complain if they are asked to clean. When they finally get the hint and move out, they will bitterly complain about being kicked out in the Sucker's presence to the Sucker's friends.

(Example 1)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So can you go to bed? It is 9 o'clock and I want to sleep on the couch.

Sucker: No. This is my fucking couch, bitch.

(Example 2)
Sucker: Are you making dinner tonight?

Ungrateful Freeloader: No, I already ate.

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 3)
Sucker: I think you should start paying some rent as you are using my space, electricity, water, gas and internet.

Ungrateful Freeloader: How about 20 bucks a week?

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 4)
Sucker: Where is my caesar salad sauce?

Ungrateful Freeloader: I used it yesterday. It was delicious.

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 5)
Sucker: So can you clean the dishes? I want to cook.

Ungrateful Freeloader: You never clean, why don't you do it?

Sucker: Because I pay rent, bitch. Fuck you.

(Example 6)
Sucker: Move. I want to watch TV because some sport is on.

Ungrateful Freeloader: Urgh. Come back in half an hour.

Sucker: No, I am watching it now. Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 7)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So this guy just kicked me off his couch. Now I have to stay in a hotel. What an arsehole!

Friends of Sucker: Whatever, bitch.

(Example 8)
Ungrateful Freeloader: What are you doing today?

Sucker: Nothing.

Ungrateful Freeloader: Will you help me move?

Sucker: No. Bitch.

by madmorri March 14, 2011

Project Freelancer

An organization in Red vs Blue, Leonard L. Church was given a single AI to use, the alpha, he was determined to find one super soldier to give it to so they could win the great war against aliens, however once the alpha split itself into a fragment by extreme emotion on that side of him, he no longer wanted one, but an entire army of super soldiers all with AIs, so he tortured the AI until it split into fragments, after his wife Allison died in the great war, he fragmented the emotion of Allison into Beta, and forgot his original goals and put bringing back Allison correctly. Agent Maine lost his ability to speak, so Agent Carolina gave her fragment, Sigma, Alpha's Creativity, to the Meta, Sigma corrupted the Meta and forced him to kill all the freelancers and steal their AI's, and most of the agents killed eachother. After his death, all agents for Project Freelancer were arrested for multiple criminal offenses. All agents were named after states.

Before there was Red vs Blue.

There was Project Freelancer

by A Incredible Pseudonym January 17, 2019

freelance styler

Someone who can not freestyle rap, and writes their verses before they get to the battle. freelance styling is ILLEGAL in rap

Dan: Did you hear Darrell's verse at the battle?

Don: Yeah he is obviously a freelance styler

by captainseatbelt March 18, 2011