Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
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That one guy who is himself in complete entirety and let's people be themselves too. Will be highly engaged with you, if you engage with him.
I love how that guy is being so Fransuave.
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Get the Franz Kafka mug.Drink of the Gods. Designated to be the greatest drink of them all, by Dionysus the ancient greek god of wine, theatre, and crocs, Franzia has become world renowned for its elegant taste and almost imortal style of soul which few alcoholic beverages can even begin to rivil in terms of economic happenstance and awesomeness.
It is often regarded as customary to bring one's own box of select Franzia to fine meals when dinning out, such actions are thought to be the mark of the upper glass.
It is often regarded as customary to bring one's own box of select Franzia to fine meals when dinning out, such actions are thought to be the mark of the upper glass.
After hitting on a few hotties on the dance floor, Skeeter ended up bringing Yolanda back to his flat. Wanting to make an impression he devised a four course candlelight dinner. After untwisting the Franzia and pouring a few glasses, everything was tongue and cheek. They didn't make it past the appetizer.
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