frankenfurter 

A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.

I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.

45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.

frankenfurter by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017

Frankenpets 

Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!

Frankenpets was coined in the NewScientist magazine.

Frankenpets by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

frankenfritter 

an inbred female bigfoot,resembling frankenstein,indigenous to fastfood drive thrus, with lips like an anus,

Crickey! Its a frankenfritter,

frankenfritter by gusm July 1, 2006

Frankenfart 

The act of walking like Frankenstein while farting upon each step.

Dude Shawn just blew threw here with a monster 5 step Frankenfart.

Frankenfart by Dr Shilng Shlong Rock June 18, 2009

Frankenweenie

A term for a giant dick,pecker,cock etc.

A scared her with my frankenweenie.

Frankenweenie by judge dredd7 October 11, 2012

franken feet 

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

franken feet by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011

frankenfurter 

A man who likes to dress up as a woman like the character Dr Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

My last fuckbuddy was a total frankenfurter so it like having bad lesbian sex with a butt ugly, hairy flat-chested chick... with a real penis.

frankenfurter by spoogesponge April 20, 2008