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straight folded

When you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. You are "Straight Folded."
Yo, I just drank a fifth of henny and smoked this fat blunt. I am STRAIGHT FOLDED.
by the count of monte cristo December 26, 2006
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a wrestling move often used by red-headed ufc fighters, where you throw your arm around there face there for blind folding them, this move was invented by a wrester named logan rackley
did u see that fight last night, tito ortiz pulled off the "blind folded logan rackley attack" on kimbo slice.
by chase1989 January 14, 2010
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party fouled

for a person to drop/ spill at a party and make a mess on the floor or room.
wow tara come on you just party fouled on the bed.
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folded bologna

An extremely classy term for a vagina. Most commonly used by the most civilized of gentleman.
Man, she had some dry folded bologna!
by Jerry The Big Cat February 23, 2008
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Folded

The state of being so drunk it is difficult to do things that would seem easy if you were sober, ex; motor function control, speech, etc.
"Man, we got folded last night at Jake's house! We had 6 bottles of vodka!"
by )))))))))))) September 21, 2005
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Folded Lawnchair

Sex position where the woman's legs are on top of the man's shoulders - in missionary- and he comes into you nice, and hard.
Woman: oh baby, harder...harder!- let's do the folded lawnchair
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft
by likeitbig24 September 8, 2011
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folded like a cheap suit

To give in on something you felt so strongly about only a moment ago.
He had sworn to never let his self sufficient adult children move back into his house, but when his 24 year old pregnant daughter showed up crying on his doorstep with nowhere else to go, the poor man folded like a cheap suit and welcomed her in.
by Judy Mitchell June 11, 2008
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