fortnitesexual

A dumbass kid who lives in there parents basement and is sexually attracted to Fortnite characters

Fatass kid:I’m attracted to aura

Normal person: get the fuck away

Mommy and daddy I’m fortnitesexual

Good for you honey … i should have swallowed him

by Park random March 10, 2022

Fartitis

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

fortnitus

Its when you catch a disease where you gain herbert the pervert powers and choose Fortnite over every game in your collection, Fortnitus has affected almost a tenth of all Americans. Symptoms include - The urge to skip school, The urge to skip work, Drowsiness (from loss of sleep) and being triggered.

Dude you've got fortnitus

by fortnitus March 5, 2018

footitis

when you have hurt feet :

ex;
Caitlin-"Josh my feet hurt."
Josh-"You've got footitis."
<3. lmfao.

by CAITLIN MARY January 5, 2008

Furryitis

The disease the transforms a normal Human into a Furry. Furryitis is contacted via the Internets, but is most common on 4Chan or 7Chan. Furryitis is caused by a parasitic microorganism known as a proto-Furry that enters the brain through the corneas when the victim sees to many Furry drawings or forum posts and converts them into a Furry. The only known cure for Furryitis is Shotgun Therapy.

Joey: "Doctor, I was reading some forum posts last night and now I have a strange desire to have sex dressed up like a fox."

Doctor: "Joey, I'm afraid you have Furryitis"

Joey: "Can you fix it?"

Doctor: "Yes, hold still" *Reaches under desk for shotgun*

by Rocket Jesus June 30, 2011

Fortniteism

Fortnite addiction

Yo dude, so i was at my friends house yesterday and we played fortnite and it turns out he had fortniteism. When we got second in duos he raged and threw his ps4 controller out the window

by Sauli Meemistö June 4, 2018

Fortnitis

Fortnitis is the constant urge to play the game Fortnite, and to post about “ez dubs” on Snapchat.

Oh boy. Looks like Johnny has a case of Fortnitis.

by Webster’s Dictionary June 3, 2018