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Faggoto-sexual Foreskin

Someone that everyone knows is gay and nobody likes. A person that talks about penises all day and calls everyone a dick.
Guy: "Yo man ur such a penis. Ur a fat, short dick"

Other Guy: "Dude, stop being a faggoto-sexual foreskin!!"
by TheDude46 May 28, 2009
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pull back the foreskin goal

A goal scored on FIFA from behind the halfway line whilst pulling back the left analog stick to increase height and altitude
Player 1: I'm going to have a shot from behind the halfway line.
Player 2: It's never gonna go in.
Player 1: I'll just pull back on the left analog stick to make it go higher.
*shot goes in*
Player 2: Oh mate, you've just scored a pull back the foreskin goal!
by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017
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foreskin theft

When a baby or child is circumcised when they are too young to decide for themselves.
I would enjoy sex more if it wasn't for foreskin theft.
by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009
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Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.
I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.
by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019
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Foreskin

Nature's tarp
My foreskin is all natural baby, it's nature's tarp!
by Drdude September 5, 2012
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foreskin

the flesh you pull back to pee really far
had to pull back my foreskin to finish writing my name in the snow
by kyrtap February 23, 2011
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foreskin skittles

The act of hoarding skittles in foreskin of penis in order to erupt a taste of flavor once penis is erect during the act of falatio.
"She didn't want to go down on me until I mentioned I had foreskin skittles."
by The degenerates March 2, 2008
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