Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

I plead the Ford

This is based on the activities of Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, Canada. If a person says, 'I plead the Ford", it means they are excused from their behavior and are not obliged to explain themselves because they were smoking crack cocaine and in a drunken stupor.

Why did you crash your car?

I plead the Ford!

by sexbeyond40 November 19, 2013

Ford Muskrat

GM/Mopar slang for Ford Mustang.

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

forbidden pre workout

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

by anonymous April 28, 2022

The Forbidden Pre

Instead of normal pre-workouts that use caffeine, the forbidden pre utilizes your pain, rage, regret, or vengeance as motivation. Most of the time, this can even be more effective than more traditional types of pre-workout. Ever been heartbroken? Use that forbidden pre. Ever had a good buddy pass away recently? Use that forbidden pre. Remember that one kid who called you fat in middle school? Use that forbidden pre.

Man, I ran out of pre-workout, I guess I have to load up those old messages and use the forbidden pre.

*2 seconds later*
AHHHHHHHHHGH

*slams deadlift PR"

by Cheesebuger2143 July 23, 2022

Farida

Farida,nicest person you will ever meet, will sacrifice everything to make you happy, you're lucky to have one in your life, her smile lights up the room, just a glance at her will make you feel better.

Farida is bold and unique, has a strong and great personality, she isn't tricked that easily. She won't run around chasing you either hello or goodbye.

Farida is a beautiful positive person.

Farida isn't scared of speaking her mind.

She wants what she wants and she will do almost anything to get it.

Fiesty from the outside but yet so sweet from the inside.

Farida is bubbly and cute.

She's fun and she lights up the mood, farida is so hyper sometimes, she's always exited.

Farida wants the best for her friends and family.

Farida is smart and intelligent.

FARIDA IS GREAAATTT.
lucky to have.

-yo look over there

-what, woaah who's that
-thats farida

-wow

by Jennycool2082 June 6, 2018

Spring Ford 8 ball

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.

Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?

by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022