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foreman grill 

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
foreman grill by damn damn danno October 1, 2006

Foreman food 

(n.) Foods prepared with a George Foreman grill. Especially when they should not be.
Dude! Two pieces of bread. Sliced apple. Kraft slices and peanut butter. Spread mayonnaise on the outside of the bread. Grill for 3 minutes. Best Foreman food ever!
Foreman food by BSanner November 25, 2010

Foreman kit 

Knee pads generally worn when sucking off a supervisor to get a bumped up to foreman
Look Jimmy's got his foreman kit and hes headed into the office to try again for that promotion.
Foreman kit by Bigsexy5 October 16, 2018

foreman hindsight 

a friend or family member who never lifted a finger to help with any kind of project but as soon as it's done they will look at the finished product and pick out whats wrong with it or what you could of done better.
Joe and i finished up building the new deck but then ken showed up and told us we used the wrong wood and screws so the deck would be rotted and falling apart by next winter. he was a real foreman hindsight.
foreman hindsight by alberto89 December 27, 2020

Foreman High School

Foreman High School is fill with hoes and dirty ass niggas everybody there are fake ass friends and don’t care about you even the teacher don’t really care kids go there just to get high in the bathroom and pop pills and there’s so many fights with ratchet ass bitches and nigga and the girls there are dirty and everybody got opps but don’t wanna shoot for real
“Do you go to foreman high school?”

“Yes”
“That dirty ass school full of hoes “

“I use to talk to my opp cousin from there”

Jorge Foreman Grill 

mexican george foreman grill but instead of a heated press device, a car or truck is used. Pop the hood of a running automobile place your meats on the highest metal points close and latch the hood then drive it around the block a few times or rev the engine in the driveway. Works best on on a preheated motor, it really knocks out the fat at 70 mph. It will look like your dripping oil onto the road but you know better then that. If you see a car getting chased by dogs, they are just making dinner. Cars run on gas, the American George foreman grill runs on wall. You cant cook authentic Mexican food on wall.
WAIT WAIT POP the clutch Maria, !! ..i thought you knew how to cook women. !

you see why i never let anyone use my jorge foreman grill, it needs a tranny and some tires.