by BSanner October 06, 2010
(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
by BSanner November 23, 2010
If it wasn't for mania I would just lay around and sleep all day. Instead, without taking any speed or meth, I've cleaned my house, done my homework, walked the dog, detailed my car, and haven't slept in 6 days! I'm starting to hallucinate! Mania is teh bestest!
by BSanner November 30, 2010
Dude! Two pieces of bread. Sliced apple. Kraft slices and peanut butter. Spread mayonnaise on the outside of the bread. Grill for 3 minutes. Best Foreman food ever!
by BSanner November 23, 2010