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Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009
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Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.
"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.
by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008
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foiling

when two guys poop into each others butthole, a type of fetish
larry and robert love foiling with each other
by robbieboy77 June 26, 2009
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Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus
Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!
by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020
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Orb Fondling

that time traitor-fuckface donald trump went to Saudi Arabia
Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.
by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022
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fufu fondling

A polite way of describing the act of caressing/stroking a female's genitals.
I sure love Jim's quick fingers. They are perfect for a round of fufu fondling.
by aerwyn April 21, 2012
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FondlingLicker

one who loves fondling or felling while crying on a overstuffed penis which was not circumcised nor washed ever also loves to slap them self with the cock until there whole face looks like a mushroom field
man that girl last night was a FondlingLicker wow it felt good wait you mean urs wasn't ever washed yep sweet.
by bob owns August 30, 2011
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