Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
by whev November 20, 2010
Get the Federal Fondle mug.A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
Get the Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls) mug.The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
by Martin Burns April 27, 2006
Get the turd-fondler mug.A term often used by evil villains in cartoons when the super hero would ruin a plan of theirs by destroying a certain machine or revealing to the public the evil master minds' idea.
(Super Fred just blew up Evil Dr. Tims' death ray before Evil Dr. Tim could destroy Peace Town) Evil Dr. Tim screams "Curses, foiled again!"
by Flexco404 January 20, 2011
Get the Foiled Again mug.It´s an adjective which describes situation when people have no food or very small amount of it. It´s more logic word than famine is.
by Saetri April 18, 2009
Get the Foodless mug.When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
by gabriel92 May 14, 2009
Get the Pocket fondle mug.by Ekaven May 12, 2010
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