flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

by Justin March 24, 2005

flugtard

a child of the age of sevendy twelve that enjoys pooping in public golf coarses ;)

"hey look at that kid over there..."

"oh yeah what a totaly flugtard"

by phraanie August 31, 2011

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012

FuTard

Full retard. Paralyzed during orgasm.

During my orgasm I went FuTard

by Martinj8 June 13, 2019

FLOTARD

An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard

That Al is up to his usual tricks---stalking and smelling like shit....what a FLOTARD!

by YUPstillmissing November 8, 2019