#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.
Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
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One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.
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That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable
Antonym of unflushable
by king of turds October 23, 2008
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From 19th c. poker players - someone who is claiming to have a five card flush, when actuality they only have four cards. NOT someone who is so full of shit that you need four flushes to send them down the toilet.
From 19th c. poker players - someone who is claiming to have a five card flush, when actuality they only have four cards. NOT someone who is so full of shit that you need four flushes to send them down the toilet.
In the movie "The Great Waldo Pepper" Robert Redford's character was exposed as a "Four Flusher" for claiming to have fought a German WWI ace, when he actually had not.
by Godzilla1960 May 25, 2014
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Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.
Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.
I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!
I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!
I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!
by CocaineCola December 5, 2010
Get the Flusterfucked mug.A word used among older Mexican-American gang members to refer to beer, particularly individual cans and bottles. It rose from the cholo vernacular used in Southern Arizona in the 70s and is now only used by old gangsters. The term flusher refers to how quickly beer can be "flushed" down the gullet quickly for maximum efficiency in becoming inebriated.
OG: Hey leper, let's get some flushers homie!
Teenager: Some what?
OG: Flushers, esse! Let's go get some beer!
Teenager: Awww yeah!
Teenager: Some what?
OG: Flushers, esse! Let's go get some beer!
Teenager: Awww yeah!
by Usvart Jorge June 17, 2013
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Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.
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