Flumping

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

by yagoah April 22, 2009

flumptuous

(adjective) to act like a flirty flamingo, usually accompanied with flamingo mating calls

Nick was just shocked on his birthday by that FLUMPTUOUS guy.

"Travis you are acting quite FLUMPTUOUS today!" Liz exclaimed.

by flumptuous liz<3 September 20, 2010

Flumpino

A gentleman of overt & flamboyant homosexuality

1) I suspected that the chap behind me was a closet flumpino
2) You silly flumpino
3) If women keep rejecting my advances, I shall have no option but to become a flumpino

by James Ricardo January 20, 2004

frumpity

adj.

A term used to describe the elderly, specifically those bitter, cynical and disagreeable.

That Mr. Pickle is one frumpity motherfucker. I asked for a Unicef donation, and he shat in my box.

by Kyle Mina October 24, 2005

flumping

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

by Matthew Cook October 1, 2005

flumpish

when a fattish body is jiggling and wobling around in a strange manner.

as i lay in the night i see a man with a flumpish body approach me. he danced like a alien and was scary.

by Shaun, julia, Kissten, Chelsea, Keri, Kia, Kyle. January 25, 2008

Frumpitude

(Frump, 'tude, -tude), the state or condition of someone concidered to be common, dull, & unkempt, with a grudge against something; the quality of being average & innocuous, yet confrontational.

Without the Fitness Guru's & the Fashionistas, the Concerned Citizen' Advisory Meeting became the Hall of Frumpitude.

by DarthJohnny March 13, 2011