Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

Aleisha Marie Flemmings

This phrase is used when relating to someone who backstabs people and is very petty or someone who doesn’t deserve what they have and need to be stripped from it

She is such an Aleisha Marie Flemmings!

by Someone who hates a person November 27, 2018

Fluming

The act of eating booty with enthousiam and no shame.

Originated from DJ Flume eating ass on stage at Burning Man

Her : "I love getting my ass ate"
Him : " girl, with you i'd be fluming!"

"That girl has an nice ass, i'd Flume her all night"

by Dopemor September 2, 2019

flamming dragon

it when a girl is giving you head and when you are ready to blow it in her mouth you chop block her in the thoat so it closes up and then it well come out her nose

i told my buddy about the flamming dragon and he did to his girl last night

by blur who does it all May 1, 2006

flamming homo

a homo whos like sooo uber homo that hes just flamming with homoness

hes just SCREAMING flamming homo

by mel8moe May 3, 2008

Flamming Twat Waffle

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010

flammingo

A STD caused by penetrating any bird

Dang it man. That sparrow gave me flammingo

by 42069691738 August 14, 2016