Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

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flumkin

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

by Master Exploder 69 March 1, 2009

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Flufkin • fluffing • Flucking • Fluffin • Fluffkin • flurking • flumkin • Fluffinator • fluffing mr. peepers • Fluffing your own pole

fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

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fluffing it down

when it is snowing heavily it is fluffing it down.

"cor blimey it is fluffing it down out there"

by emwez May 27, 2016

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Fluckinasshole

Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.

Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)

by Cooch1000 October 9, 2021

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fluffin

Fluffin- is when you are the king of your own pirate ship and own gorillas and stuff that think you are their god

Bob- yesterday i was fluffin my f'ing brains out and you know how like in the sandlot they have their old 30 year old voices in their head, but they are actually kids, its like that if you also owned your own pirate ship with gorillas aboard it.

Tom- WTF

by Big Fluffin November 1, 2009

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