Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

fluffing it down

when it is snowing heavily it is fluffing it down.

"cor blimey it is fluffing it down out there"

by emwez May 27, 2016

Fluffykins

A stuffed cat I lost ;-;

Me: I wonder where Fluffykins is
Other: Fluffykins?
Me: stuffed cat I lost

by JustKichiChan August 31, 2019

Flufkin

A breed of cat that is so soft and fluffy that it is no longer a cat, but instead a walking fluff ball

Person 1: My cat is a giant flufkin
Person 2: what the fuck is a flufkin you dumbass

by Hi I'm a dream fan December 16, 2020

fluffin

Fluffin- is when you are the king of your own pirate ship and own gorillas and stuff that think you are their god

Bob- yesterday i was fluffin my f'ing brains out and you know how like in the sandlot they have their old 30 year old voices in their head, but they are actually kids, its like that if you also owned your own pirate ship with gorillas aboard it.

Tom- WTF

by Big Fluffin November 1, 2009

anal fluffing

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011