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Fluffy Nuts

A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.

Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.

Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.
by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017
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fluffnut

The word derives from the two words
1) fluff - something fluffy, full of air, soft, harmless, like whipped cream (an illusion of volume).
2) nut - slang for a human testicle

A fluffnut is a person who tries to show, that he/she has "balls" (courage, is macho etc.), but in fact is the exact opposite: a wuss, a chicken, a fake
"Come here and fight me you pathetic lille bastard, I'll knock your socks off! Oh yeah, that's right, so come here!"

...after which the person playing tough actually goes and hides, runs off or does any similar action, effectively the same effect as the Peter and The Wolf fairy tale. This all to odds that are very much in his/her favor, makign the situation really embarrasing.

So, a fluffnut is someone blowing hot air in a stupidly loud manner, showing the exact opposite resolve upon re-action.
by Kristian W August 11, 2007
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Fluffnutter

A person that cums and farts at the same time!
Person 1: Did you just cum....and fart?!?!
Person 2: Yeah I’m a Fluffnutter
by The fluffnutter October 8, 2019
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fluffnut

The word derives from the two words
1) fluff - something fluffy, full of air, soft, harmless, like whipped cream (an illusion of volume).
2) nut - slang for a human testicle

A fluffnut is a person who tries to show, that he/she has "balls" (courage, is macho etc.), but in fact is the exact opposite: a wuss, a chicken, a fake
"Come here and fight me you pathetic lille bastard, I'll knock your socks off! Oh yeah, that's right, so come here!"

...after which the person playing tough actually goes and hides, runs off or does any similar action, effectively the same effect as the Peter and The Wolf fairy tale. This all to odds that are very much in his/her favor, making the situation really embarrasing.

So, a fluffnut is someone blowing hot air in a stupidly loud manner, showing the exact opposite resolve upon re-action.
by Zephyir ISS August 12, 2007
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