fuckening

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.

Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"

by Watcher of Your Highness May 9, 2011

flickering the pea

The act of masturbation (female)

My gurl was so horney she face time me flickering the pea and we both came together

by Team US Bank DTLA June 6, 2016

Flussering

To swindle someone by deceiving them with the use of fictional and seemingly disconnected vocabulary.

"My sociological strata permits me to occupy the second-rate magical condition of historical information"
"Dude, are you flussering me right now?"

by Injio February 9, 2015

Flubbering Seal

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022

fluttering

From a root form of "flattery" but combined with the context of "flirting" used to describe someone gay being overly friendly with someone straight, but of the opposite sex.

I wanted to talk to that cute girl but that gay guy was to busy fluttering with her, hating on my game.

by DesignFerm November 28, 2013

Fuckering

When your computer is buffering round and round for too long.

The internet if fuckering again, my show is taking too long to load!

by lash71 February 6, 2018