Fortard

The same meaning as Retard yet used in public to make fun of people without offending those who are sensitive to the use of the word Retard

"Did you see what Joe was wearing at the Pub last night? What a fortard."

by carricktime February 7, 2013

fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

Fritard

a muppet, bit gulleble and stupid

a guy walks past u and knoks into u so u can call him a fritard

by james foster September 10, 2005

foretard

Someone who lacks the ability to fluently speak with peers, due to being foreign, retarded, or some combination of the two.

Some foretard in Wintergrasp kept saying some nonsense about a cook for his feast.

by bentglasstube June 12, 2009

flotard

n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.

She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.

by pjh September 10, 2003

forktard

Common slang for forklift operators in industry but also refers to single minded, driven workers moving up in a corporation.
Same type useage as sporktard though more generalized.

Vice-president Johnson is a real forktard. He will make president in no time.

The forktard was tired after a long, hard day.

by John Johnson Smith November 26, 2006

Floortard

Group of etard kids that are coming down from their high that lie in or around the dancefloor.

What's up with this postitot party? There are floortards everywhere.

by Bubleme November 10, 2009