My BF was screwing me so hard then the mattress slid out from under us and we floomped to the floor!
by pseudoTronaShawn July 8, 2009
Get the Floomped mug.A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."
They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.
They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.
They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.
I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.
I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.
by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014
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The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.
by Karl Nero May 29, 2005
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by Don Farrar July 25, 2006
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by SabasNetwork February 17, 2009
Get the Floopert mug.Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.
Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.
Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.
Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".
Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".
Floop – Flooped – Floopered
Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".
Floop – Flooped – Floopered
by Nyn January 5, 2018
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