floofer 

a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute

"my dog is the floofiest floofer"

floofer by WasabiOS August 12, 2021

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Third-floored 

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

Third-floored by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

Flooded 

when a hot guy (or a guy who thinks he is hot) walks into a room making all the girls panties wet.

1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.

Flooded by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017

floggershnarf

a man who gets a boner while talking to his grandpa. or while reading a math book.

damn, rigo got a floggershnarf during math.

floggershnarf by savannamadisonmarianahannnah December 25, 2009

flooze 

also floozy, floozie; a female prostitute or someone who is very easy, promiscuous, slutty, etc.

That girl looks like a flooze in those short shorts and tight top.

flooze by Silence Dogood May 19, 2005

flogette 

Flogette is used to describe the female partner of your Flog mate

My mate is such a Flog, and his partner Claudia is such a Flogette

flogette by w3rdwigga April 16, 2019