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; a water pipe, bong, cannibus combuster.
A device/utensil used for smoking marijuana
"hey guys, feel like smoking some FLOOGENS later on tonight?"
floogen by robertb April 16, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
Floogen is a man who rents out a bathromm of a for rent house. Lives with a pudding maker and owns a chadanga. Also a fat man with a beard that gets mistaken for a pregnant lady from behind.
I seen a floogen to day and it kicked me in th crotch.
floogen by Chris marshall May 13, 2005
An expression used when disappointed or aggravated about one's current situation.
Sounds similar to the German word Fliegen or Flöten, meaning to fly/to pipe.
Friend: You aren't gonna make it...
Person: *misses* floogen

Or

*messes up copying job for the fifth time in a row* FLOOGEN!
floogen by Drache June 9, 2005

Shnitzle Floogen 

The period of time when you and your friends are together and start to make up random phrases to surpass the urge to sleep.
”Me and reece were up past Shnitzle Floogen lastnight and shit got crazy bro”
Shnitzle Floogen by ScaryBiskits February 2, 2020

hoogen schnoogen floogen hoog 

GERMANY, mad saying that means shit all.
aussie: HOOGEN SCHNOOGEN FLOOGEN HOOG - what does it mean?
german exchange : nothing
aussie: yes itdoesitmeans something
german exchange: no it doesnt
aussie: damn. wann get crunk?
german exchange: HOOGEN SCHNOOGEN FLOOGEN HOOG
When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.
Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.
Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020
Flooken or Flookën is used every time u want to refer to what u have slowed down, pace and that you have not worked as before. Bottom line: Slackin'
I made 175 this month, i only made 21 this week tho, I been flooken.
Flooken by Yosstin999 March 27, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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