flatukis

when two asses press together while farting as one

My husband and I were sleeping back to back and omg what a flatukis... and oh I love him

by helloitsjade May 5, 2016

Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

Flatulicious

Flatulance with a simultaneously disgusting and yet delicious fragrance that only the person who passed the gas could appreciate. A fart that has a morbidly fetid aroma that could be compared to rotting flesh.

After someone ripped a noisy fart in the elevator all of the occupants agreed that it was flatulicious. The culprit commented "um,rich"

by StevieD May 17, 2007

Flatulasam

Passing gas (loudly) while having an orgasam. Not to be confused with flatubation.

He didn't know what that noise was while she was having an orgasam. She blushed and said she often experiences flatulasams.

by GGWI March 2, 2014

Flatulist

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.

"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."

by GristleMittens September 8, 2016

flatulistic

1. adj. used to describe something especially full of farts

2. adj. describing anything downright foul and stinky

1. I was sitting in class, having a damn flatulistic time of it, when the fire alarm went off. whew!

2. That dive we got tossed out of was flatulistic anyway!

by J.Paul January 20, 2004

fatulist

someone who makes remarks towards an overweight person.

Did you eat all the pies?..... Why are you being Fatulist towards me.

by The Fraudster December 11, 2011