by Byt0 December 14, 2020
Get the flatlinedmug. verb INFORMAL
1. A contemporary phenomenon; the complete lack of output, input, production or consumption of a human being, usually a young adult and heavily dosed with technology, while conscious and feeling contentedness and comfort.
2. Staring at a screen of no importance for 10 or more minutes while having absolutely no thoughts or other brain activity. Or regrets.
3. Often observed by a confounded teacher not paying attention but also not actively thinking of anything else nor doing anything else either.
4. The doom of human productiveness and self worth.
5. (Google) fail to increase; remain static.
6. (Google) to die
1. A contemporary phenomenon; the complete lack of output, input, production or consumption of a human being, usually a young adult and heavily dosed with technology, while conscious and feeling contentedness and comfort.
2. Staring at a screen of no importance for 10 or more minutes while having absolutely no thoughts or other brain activity. Or regrets.
3. Often observed by a confounded teacher not paying attention but also not actively thinking of anything else nor doing anything else either.
4. The doom of human productiveness and self worth.
5. (Google) fail to increase; remain static.
6. (Google) to die
That kid is flatlinging.
Stop flatlining and do something with your life.
It's really a problem, them kids that can flatline all the time and feel purpose in life.
He'd rather flatline than learn something.
Stop flatlining and do something with your life.
It's really a problem, them kids that can flatline all the time and feel purpose in life.
He'd rather flatline than learn something.
by Boris of Catan December 24, 2018
Get the Flatliningmug. by that last guy May 12, 2015
Get the Flatlinedmug. "if you ever bring up my ex's name around my current squeeze again.....so help me dude, I WILL flatline you!"
"I heard one of the perps got flatlined by the cops at that liquor store robbery last night."
"I heard one of the perps got flatlined by the cops at that liquor store robbery last night."
by Hipster November 18, 2006
Get the flatlinemug. brain dead, stupid , celebrally challenged, Stems from the flat line response of a dead person from ECG machine.
by Socrates September 15, 2003
Get the flatlinemug. Someone severely lacking in personality; a person who kills any festive mood with their utter dullness
by D*Tice June 8, 2003
Get the flatlinermug. Being so drunk that you blackout and can't recall a long period (an hour or more) from the previous evening.
I must have been flatlined last night, cause I don't remember stretching my scrotum skin in front of your parents.
by Chris Johnson February 19, 2004
Get the flatlinedmug.