Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.

Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!

by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009

flasturflate

To masturbate while flustered, usually because you were caught in the act, but you continued anyways.

I was going so hard, but after my mom walked in I just flasturflated.

by Charlie impersonator April 26, 2017

Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.

I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated

by Eboracum December 3, 2014

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.

Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.

by ios37 October 17, 2011

fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

by vivezplus April 29, 2007

Flashturbate

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

by bonobos September 20, 2011