Flatfoot

A person who is rejected by the army for having flat feet and subsequently becomes a police officer.

So this overzealous flatfoot pulled me over for going 2 miles over the speed limit, now I have a $100 ticket to pay.

by KØNTRA August 11, 2022

Flashflood

A surprise facial given to a girl by one or more guys

She got one hell of a flashflood last night

by ausage October 20, 2010

Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by Jamie Rook January 21, 2012

Flashfuture

When you predict the future about yourself so hard, it feels like a flashback

I had a flashfuture I was fucked

by finderskeepers69 October 5, 2017

Flashpout

V. To make a sad face when being photographed. N. A person that acts like a child not getting their way.

Becky you better not flashpout tomorrow for your pictures.

by GiantMU April 20, 2018

Flashboting

When the audio on a face-timing device, like Zoom, makes the person sound like a robot than speeds up really fast, and the listener can barely understand the speaker.

You are flashboting again!

by Jane's Emma October 29, 2020