farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

flirking

to flirt, creepily.

when a guy or girl is socially awkward and creeps on you because he/she doesn't know how to express themselves romantically.

boy-"hey, i don't mean to be flirking on you, but i saw you and just wanted to say that your really hott."
girl-"uh, thanks?"(walks away quickly)

by gypsyscrublovex3 December 1, 2010

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

Flanking

When you get to work before someone and leave after them.

The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.

by jbaby2002 August 3, 2011

snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010

Flarkin

A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.

Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?

Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!

Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.

by Adam Ollie G. December 8, 2009

flurking

( Fl-UR-KING) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .

My good friend Alyssa was sitting in class today flurking it up with some bitches

by Kush N Bush 4 All November 12, 2011