marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.

Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends

by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019

naughty flapjacks

(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.

Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks

by Darius Weatherford November 19, 2007

sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)

Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks

by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008

Brazilian Flapjacks

The act of Blowing one's money shot on their female partner's stomach poolside and letting it bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut

Met this chick at the pool the other day, gave her a ride on the bonecoaster and covered her in Brazilian Flapjacks so she would have some protein for later.

by HASMSP August 27, 2013

buttah on flapjacks

All over it, got it covered

Don't worry, I'm on it like buttah on flapjacks.

by LumpyTripe May 15, 2014