Flaming Tango

A male who discovered their horrid, no holes barred homosexuality by selling themselves to support their addiction to hard drugs, alcohol and sometimes as little as a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Some isolated cases have revealed subjects attempting to be accepted back into society as heterosexuals only to get assaulted and beaten, leading the individual into complete and utter depressing limbo between cultures.

I was walking down the street with my Jersey Mikes sandwich and some skinny asian guy offered to suck my wang for my sandwich, I said, "Go sit behind a bush and shit you Flaming Tango!"

by Vigilanty99 August 1, 2012

flaming hot cheetoshit

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.

I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.

by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013

flaming hoop

in a word, diarrhea or any other type of shitting frenzy

Jack came down with a case of the flaming hoop.

by daBuster May 31, 2006

flamingo sizzler

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.

After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.

by Mark Saben Thomas III September 3, 2007

Flamingo Whore

1. Any girl who has blond hair and is a whore (her hair just looks like it could be pink)
2. Usually flamingo whores dislike simps

Guy 1 “Hey doesn’t that girl look like her hair could be pink” Guy 2 “yeah it totally does” Guy 1 “She’s definitely a flamingo whore”

by Grayson C. Peters May 6, 2020

flaming moe

A drink invented by Homer J. Simpson, consisting of all the white and dark liquors, plus a special ingredient: Krusty the Klown Kough Syrup lit on fire, blown out and consumed.

Hey Homer, how about another flaming moe?

by Homer J. Simpson July 9, 2004

Flaming Bazooka

Typically when one is sick is when a flaming bazooka occurs. It is when, you both vomit and diarrhea at the same time. Smart people use a a toilet and trash can. The less advanced use only a toilet.

I was so sick the other day, and I turned into a flaming bazooka. I didn't know if I should have chosen the toilet or the trashcan.

by winnerswin March 3, 2011