Flabbergasted

When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.

I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.

by SumCat22 July 31, 2023

Flabbergasted

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .

I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!

by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019

Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

FlabberGasted

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.

I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)

by Abyss03 June 16, 2018

flabbergasted

out of words

i am flabbergasted

by brxmptxngrl September 27, 2019

Flabbergasted

Jude Bellingham throughout the England vs France game at the World Cup 2022

“bro was flabbergasted throughout the whole game”

by pikolomali December 27, 2022