Flabber Donkey

a mythical creature that has a constant case of explosive diahrea because it eats to many polish sausage

No flabber donkeys in existance

by Unbreakable1132 October 18, 2009

flabber g

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.

1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.

by georgeMarkham June 6, 2018

hibber flabber

To have sex on top of a mountain with a cat

I watched a man hibber flabber a cat

by Parkkek biagdei February 17, 2018

Flabber Blasting

Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.

Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.

by The Master of all things December 30, 2014

flabber

A shorter usage of flabbergasted, an abbreviation.

"Yo, I am such a soft queer" "Wow. I am flabber asf to hear that!" "No, fr I am a soft queer. On$."

by audreyjohnismeanduane January 20, 2021

Flabber-Gassed-It

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022

Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 18, 2016