Fitzpatrick Effect

The act of using a hard surface to amplify the sound of your farts.

Dude, I just used that chair to make my fart so much louder.
-That's totally the Fitzpatrick Effect at work.

by hellobatmankitty123 January 27, 2013

Maria Fitzpatrick

An insensitive cunt who also has a lot of trouble acknowledging and expressing her own feelings.
Her only hobby is looking at memes, typically dark ones.

Shaquin: Anyone seen Maria Fitzpatrick??
Keeflin: Last saw her watching Gordon Ramsey memes
Faquesha: Yeah, she just called me a Gordon-Ramsey-Looking-Cunt....???

by ilovehitlerhe'smydad February 12, 2018

Fishwater

Beer mixed with orange juice. Originally devised as a way to enjoy opened-but-not-drunken beer left over after a party, but has since become a weekend brunch staple due to the fact that it's actually very tasty. The proper ratio is about 2/3 beer to 1/3 OJ.

Man, you passed out last night right after you opened that beer. What a waste!
Hey, no worries, we'll just make some fishwater.

by PrettyKrissi November 23, 2011

Firewater Chic

Fashion trend: the wearing of traditional Native American attire/accessories/emblems for the moden "hip" girl.

That girl on Project Runway is so Firewater Chic.

by Aryn505 October 27, 2010

reece fitzpatrick

a dumb iRish fag who should DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuCking gay bollock sucker
bare dumb
if you Know him your lifE must suck
eveRyone hates him
hes so sTupId
fucKing skank
hes not funny and hEs gay G A Y GAY GAY GAY GAY
btw YouR a CunT

me: oh look theres reece fitzpatrick
hitman: *shoots*
me: *cheers*

by YOUR MUM CUNT August 6, 2011

Fitzpatricide

A term used by Fred Benson (b. August 16, 1969) for 7-foot Caucausian Americans who dominates the other team in basketball games. It was used when Benson was playing his tabletop sports simulation games, as a 7-foot red-headed fictional basketball player named Philip Fitzpatrick was the focal point of replays of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Milwaukee Bucks. Even though Fitzpatrick is a made-up character, Fitzpatricide means that 7-foot white guys can still ball with the rest of 'em.

There was a Fitzpatricide that took place at the Bradley Center last night as Philip Fitzpatrick murdered the Lakers last night with 30 points, 19 rebounds and 6 blocks as the Bucks beat L.A. 108-102 in overtime last night.

by Fred Benson January 24, 2009

Magic Firewater

A really great high school band
it included Paco, Ryan, James, and Steve. They have some great songs and they are super fantastical!

"Title Wave" by Magic Firewater rocks!!

by xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxox54 January 16, 2009