Futarded

Another word for "fucking retarded". ;

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."

by Flying Cupcakes July 7, 2009

Futard

an abbreviation of fucking retard! Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason and is borderline retarded.

Also see futarded

Abby - HA HA did you just see that it was so funny
Dion - No abby your futarded, plants growing is not funny.

by diobby April 4, 2010

Fotard

One who closely resembles or shares characteristics with a retard and exhibits qualities usually associated with a fool. (fool + retard)

Look at that fotard try to trying to lick his elbow.

by Brett November 15, 2003

fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

fetard

a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies

When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!

by G.B.Z.A. May 14, 2006

futard

conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag

That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.

by Justin Jacobs January 2, 2004

Futard

1. a fucking retard
2. a really dumb person

Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.

by losergrl March 16, 2008