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Fartsex

Usually while having anal, if a woman decides to fart on a guys dick, Its called Fartsex.
Why the fuck are you farting on my Dick

Its called Fartsex, never heard of it?

WHAT THE FUCK
by Radical Islamic October 25, 2020
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Chamber of Farts

A popular "haunted mansion" style ride at the South Park carnival which costs 3 tickets to enter. The ride takes you around on a track while automated farts shoot out in all directions.
"Dare you enter the chamber of farts?"
by insafeuste May 16, 2008
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rancid ass farts

Farts of a pungent and tangy aroma, usally can be smelt after consumption of various meats, cakes, savouries, carbs and sweets.
Dubliss: *sniff*

Mon: hmmm take it in boy, i got me some rancid ass farts !
Rallis: woooooweee thats some rooti tootin rancid ass farts !
by Rallisman November 22, 2016
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Firas

Firas is a person who you’ll never meet like him, he is one of the best people in the world, if you have a firas trust me your life will be much better because there is no one in the world like that person. He will do anything for you, he will be your best friend, and when you’re sad make you feel happy. He will always be beside you with happy and hard times and will support you through everything. If you have a firas hold onto them because you can’t lose a person like them and if you don’t have a firas get one ASAP cuz you’re missing out trust me you’re missing out. And not to forget the most important thing he gets allll the girls out there, no girl will be left for you. If you just see firas just turn around and go back cuz boy you got no luck. He got all the looks and hotness and stealsss all the girls. He is a lovable person and is the best person you’ll ever meet
Who is firas?
Firas is the most amazing guy in the world.
by Carlogarcias November 15, 2021
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fartstance

That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.
Look at that fartstance, there’s no question he has terrible gas!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018
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Quacking farts

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.
Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.
by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
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Kick the tires and light the fires

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).
A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.
by bocin January 19, 2013
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