The act of sending mass text messages to the same girl over and over when calling her would be a much easier solution.
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Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.
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Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots
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"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
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